I'm only going to say this once, Michael Cera.
Before we resume our discussion of the best and worst chain restaurants, I think we need to settle how dangerous Michael Cera is once and for all. I wrote this for my pop culture tumblr, lowbrow/knowhow.
Michael Cera is essentially the next Zach Braff. It’ll take everyone another five years to realize this, but Cera is essentially just a guy who isn’t overwhelmingly handsome and likes mainstream-indie so girls who aren’t overwhelmingly beautiful think they have a shot at his goodies. He’ll keep making whiny movies and squinting until one day, we rise up and protest. However by that time, little Bobby from Mad Men will be the new Michael Cera, and it’ll take us until 2014 to understand.
That’s fine, the only problem is that male characters like the ones Michael Cera plays spawn a whole lot of horribly annoying female characters who are so whimsical and faux-smart that Cera just can’t resist ‘em. No more Natalie Portmans! No more Rachel Bilsons! Dear lord, no more Juno McGruff.
Also, don’t listen to Gabi about Josh Peck. JP is so freakishly hairy and he makes me really uncomfortable. He has a tendency to see the wackness, whereas Michael Cera and I focus on the dopeness.
Michael Cera is like McDonalds, the big much-attacked name in fast food, and Josh Peck is Burger King. McDonalds is constantly under fire for having fake food and almost killing people, but Burger King fries taste like soap and will also probably almost kill you. The choice is yours, ladies.
Marisa
